I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!