I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.