Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.