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Everyone, Including Skeptics, Will Generate Delusions That Match Their Views. That Is How A Normal And Healthy Brain Works. Skeptics Are Not Exempt From Self-delusion.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.