If You Imitate Someone, You Owe Them

You Have To Have A Passionate Opinion; Otherwise You Sound False. You End Up Telling The Audience Jokes They've Already Heard.

Will Herman Cain Become The First Black President That I Acknowledge? I Call Him A Dark Horse Because He's An Unlikely Candidate Who Surged Forward, And Not Because He's A Horse.

Summer Movie Idea: Take All The Sequels That Are Out Right Now, And Make Movies About Their Backstories.

Foreign Newspapers: If They've Got Nothing To Hide, How Come They Don't Print Them In English?

I Can't Prove It, But I Can Say It.