Summer Movie Idea: Take All The Sequels

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow Everyone's Illusions.

Christianity Is The Best Way To Cure Gayness — Just Get On Your Knees, Take A Swig Of Wine, And Accept The Body Of A Man Into Your Mouth.

I Tell A Lot Of Young Performers, 'go Get In Trouble. Go Commit Yourself To Something You're Not Sure You Can Do.' And I Followed My Own Advice.

When Meeting Royalty, It Is Very Important, No Matter How Excited You Are, Not To Vomit On Them. Instead, Vomit On The Nearest Commoner.