If You Even Think About Asking Harry

Death, I Had Discovered Long Ago, Was Available In Varying Flavors, And None Of Them Particularly Palatable.

If The Real World Were A Book, It Would Never Find A Publisher.

If The Real World Were A Book, It Would Never Find A Publisher. Overlong, Detailed To The Point Of Distraction-and Ultimately, Without A Major Resolution.

If Only Life Were That Simple; If One Could Jump To The Good Parts And Flick Through The Bad.

...the Landscape Inside Lord Of The Rings Was So Stunning And So Stupendous That It Could Be Absorbed As A Form Of Nourishment.