If You Don't Have A Plan, You

I Never Buy A Piece Of Art. I Don't See The Point In Buying Something Because I Know My Eyes Will Get Bored Of It Eventually.

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

Well...like, When You're Born, You're A Little Baby, You're Wrinkly And Stuff, When You Get Older You Sort Of Morph Into A Baby Again.