I Never Buy A Piece Of Art.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

I Saw A Bee Have A Heart Attack.

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.