We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

Every Problem Solved Is A Problem Made.

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?