If Lincoln Had An Affair With A

If We Had Known We Were Going To Win Control Of The Senate, We'd Have Run Better Candidates.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.

If Lincoln Had An Affair With A Slave Woman, It Would Be An Outrage, But When Clinton Does It With One Of His Staff, Everyone Is Okay With It.

Things Are Going To Get Better. Be Optimistic.

We Know Smoking Tobacco Is Not Good For Kids, But A Lot Of Other Things Aren't Good. Drinking's Not Good. Some Would Say Milk's Not Good.