If It's True That Our Species Is

You Know Who Would Make An Interesting Murder-suicide? Madeline Albright And Yanni.

Religion Has What Is Easily The Greatest Bullshit Story Of All Time.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

Here's A Phrase That Apparently The Airlines Simply Made Up: Near Miss. They Say That If 2 Planes Almost Collide, It's A Near Miss. Bullshit, My Friend. It's A Near Hit! A Collision Is A Near Miss. [wham! Crunch!] "look, They Nearly Missed!" "yes, But Not Quite.