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I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

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Anyone Who's Onstage Is Going To Attract A Certain Number Of Misguided People. But I Was Never Very Interested In Groupies.