If I Wouldn't Have Found Courtney, I

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

I Like To Complain And Do Nothing To Make Things Better.

It's Really Not Hard To Keep Your Dignity And Sign To A Major Label... Most People Don't Have Any Dignity In The First Place.

Life Is A Waste Of Time And Time Is A Waste Of Life, So Let's All Get Wasted And Have The Time Of Our Lives.

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.