Believe Everything You Read

I Liked Anything That Was A Little Bit Weird, A Little Bit Different. I Always Went For The Psychotic, Weird, 'dingey' Bands.

We Can Plant A House, We Can Build A Tree.

The Duty Of Youth Is To Challenge Corruption.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.