If I Want To Get A Taste

If I Want To Get A Taste Of Beach Culture, I'll Fire Up My Season 2 Dvd Of 'beverly Hills, 90210.'

I Didn't Even Know How To Talk To People, I Didn't Know How To Talk To The Press. I Was Just A Jester. And I Still Feel That Way. But, I Mean, What Haven't I Learned? Everything That I Know Is New Information Because I Was Starting With Nothing.

I Feel Like I'm Part Of A Generation Of People Who Are Stuck In The Past And Are Really Self-absorbed. I Mean, We're Actually Taking Pictures Of Ourselves And Posting Them On Facebook, And Keeping In Touch With People That Should Have Been Out Of Our Lives 15 Years Ago.

I Am A Karaoke Purist And I Don't Like That. I Don't Think It's Enough For You To Just Be There With Your Friends Singing. I Think You Need To Be In Front Of A Crowd Of Hostile Strangers For It To Truly Count.

Gas Attendant: "thata Ain't No Etch-a-sketch. Thats One Doodle That Can't Be Un-did Home Skillet.