If I Kind Of Like A Guy,

I Realize It's Probably Best To Keep My Politics To Myself.

I Was Raised To Stand Up For Myself, If I Feel I'm In The Right. Maybe It Would Have Been Best If I'd Just Gone Home With My Swollen Cheek.

Have You Ever Felt Like A Phone Call That's Been Disconnected?

I'm The Person Who Stops And Gives Any Homeless Person Any Money That They Want.

I Actually Wish I Had Smaller Breasts.