If I Had A Dime For Everytime

I Don't Like The New President Who Hunts Muslim Extremists, I Like The Old President Who Is A Muslim Extremist.

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.

I Don't Like Books, They're All Fact, No Heart.

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

You Have A Firm Grasp Of The Obvious.