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If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor, I Am In Huge Trouble.

I'm Just Very Interested In What My Guests Have To Say. You Have To Be Vigilant To Stay Ignorant.

The Shamrock Is A Religious Symbol. St. Patrick Said The Leaves Represented The Trinity: The Father, The Son And The Holy Spirit. That's Why Four Leaf Clovers Are So Lucky, You Get A Bonus Jesus.

I'm Livin' High On The Hog, And Let Me Tell You, Hogs Make A Terrible Foundation.

Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.