If I Had A Bookstore I Would

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As Saying, 'i Apologize.' Except At A Funeral.

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.

I Wanna Make A Jigsaw Puzzle That's 40,000 Pieces. And When You Finish It, It Says 'go Outside.'