If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.