If I Ever Get Back To Georgia,

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.