If Barbara Walters Was Interviewing Me, I'd

God Bless Little Children While They're Still Too Young To Hate.

I Don't Know Why Songwriters Struggle. They Have To, I Guess. If You're A Young Songwriter, Quit Struggling. It Makes You Look Bad.

Make Your Melodies Simple Enough So That The Average Person Can Hum Them.

I'm A Very Comfortable And Happy-go-lucky Old Man. I Never Wanted To Be Great, Because I'd Just Get Worried.

I Never Hid Out. I Was Never Big Enough A Star.