Make Your Melodies Simple Enough So That

I Had The Notion That I Wanted To Write The Great Dirty American Novel, So I Went To Roanoke College On The Gi Bill.

It Used To Be That Youd Have A Song Recorded By A Major Country Artist And If It Was A Hit, You Could Buy A Car. Now You Can Buy A Dealership.

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.

I Took Up A Sort Of A Hobby Of Just Hanging Around The Local Library. I'd Pick Out An Author And I Would Read All Their Books.

Old Dogs Care About You, Even When You Make Mistakes.