I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.