I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.