I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

I Never Went To Camp As A Kid. I Couldn't Get Into An Ivy League School. I Wouldn't Join A Biker Club.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.