I Write My Scripts Short And They

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.