I Would Rather Be The Man Who

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

What's The Matter With The World? Why, There Ain't Nothing But One Word Wrong With Everyone Of Us, And That's Selfishness.

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.

The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake Must Get Tired Of Doing Nothing.

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb