What's The Matter With The World? Why,

There Is Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating

So Let's Be Honest With Ourselves And Not Take Ourselves Too Serious, And Never Condemn The Other Fellow For Doing What We Are Doing Every Day, Only In A Different Way.

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.

This Thing About Getting Rid Of A Man In The Cabinet Is All Right, But There Is One Bad Feature To It That Few People Realize. That Is, That Unfortunately Every One Of Them Is Replaced By Someone Else. If It Wasn't For That, This Resignation Business Would Be Great.

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.