I Would Have Stage-fright If I Had

Let Language Be The Divining Rod That Finds The Sources Of Thought.

A Great Deal Of Learning Can Be Packed Into An Empty Head.

Satire That The Censor Understands Is Rightly Censored.

War: First, One Hopes To Win; Then One Expects The Enemy To Lose; Then, One Is Satisfied That He Too Is Suffering; In The End, One Is Surprised That Everyone Has Lost.

A Good Stylist Should Have Narcissistic Enjoyment As He Works. He Must Be Able To Objectivize His Work To Such An Extent That He Catches Himself Feeling Envious And Has To Jog His Memory To Find That He Is Himself The Creator. In Short, He Must Display That Highest Degree Of Objectivity Which The World Calls Vanity.