Satire That The Censor Understands Is Rightly

War: First, One Hopes To Win; Then One Expects The Enemy To Lose; Then, One Is Satisfied That He Too Is Suffering; In The End, One Is Surprised That Everyone Has Lost.

Contemporaries Live From Second Hand To Mouth.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

The Mission Of The Press Is To Spread Culture While Destroying The Attention Span.

Journalist: A Person Without Any Ideas But With An Ability To Express Them; A Writer Whose Skill Is Improved By A Deadline: The More Time He Has, The Worse He Writes.