I Was Horribly Bookish, To The Point

Who Else Would Find Me At Just This Moment? First He Found Me Drunk, Now He Found Me Cleaning Up Poo From A Barking Pony Who Was About To Go Into Attack Mode.

I Don’t Know What Boldness Came Over Me, But The Resolute Heaviness Of Dash’s Demeanor Threatened To Crush My Soul. My Pinky Finger Crept Over And Nestled Against His, For Comfort. Like A Magnet, His Pinky Finger Latched Onto And Intertwined With Mine. I Like Magnets A Whole Lot.

When In Doubt, Ingest Carbs.

Therefore. Ergo. Erg. Argh. Ugh.

I Mean, I Think I Am Basically A Cool Girl, But I Am Also A Pain In The Ass.