I Was Good At Keeping My Mother

I Don't Have No Story. Everybody Wants This Hollywood Story, But The World Don't Owe You Nothing, Man. It's What You Owe The World.

I Want People To Say At The End Of My Day, You Know, Like I Used To Say About Sidney Poitier And James Cagney And Joan Crawford And Red Skelton And Those Guys And Bill Cosby. They Did Quality And Substance. You Always Remember Them.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I'm Not Afraid To Fail. Sometimes When You Lose, You Win. Sometimes When You Win, You Lose.