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I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Was Going To Get My Teeth
Mitch Hedberg
I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."
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