List of D. J. MacHale Quotes

We May Have Been Like Needles In A Hay Stack, But They Were Like Needles . . . In A Stack Of Needles

Do You Know How Hard It Is To Gather Seventy Thousand People? Especially People Who Are Confused And Scared That They Might Be Eaten By Hungry Dinosaurs?

I Was Disappointed In Coop. He Hated Being Bored And So Did I. He Was Always Looking For Different Things To Do And Coming Up With New Adventures That Kept Us Moving. That Was His Job. Trolling For Girls At The Beach Was Okay By Me, But I Didn't Want It To Be Our Sole Focus. Besides, The Girls I Liked Had More Interesting Things To Do Than Spend Every Waking Moment Sitting Around At The Beach Comparing Tans.

Max Rose: Vo? What Kind Of Name Is That? Spader: What Kind Of Name Is Rose? Isn't That Some Kind Of Flower?

I See You Brought Along Your Violent Little Girlfriend. What A Nice Surprise!" - Saint Dane (the Reality Bug)

Looks Like It's Time To Liven Up This Dead Little Town!" - Saint Dane (the Reality Bug)

Perhaps You Should Bite Me", Bobby Pendragon.

The Two Circled Around The Back Of The House, Making Sure That Nobody Saw Them. Once Inside, They Found Patrick Right Where They Had Left Him, Sitting In Front Of Mark's Computer. The Only Difference Was That He Was Surrounded By Bags Of Doritos And Cans Of Mountain Dew. He Looked Up At Them With Wild Eyes. You Okay?" Courtney Asked. I'm Fantastic!" Patrick Exclaimed. "this Sugary Drink Is Incredible!" Swell," Courtney Remarked Sarcastically. "he's Wired On Dew.

Aja Gave Loor An Up And Down Once-over. She Then Said, "is Loor A Man's Name Or A Woman's Name?" Ouch. Loor Answered, "it Is The Name Of A Legendary Hero On Zadaa. A Woman." Really?" Aja Said. "what Did She Do That Was So Heroic?" She Killed Her Enemies And Ate Them.

I Met Pendragon When I Made The Journey To The Far Desert. He Is From The Tribe Known As...as..." Loor Was Scrambling. Bokka Didn't Know About The Travelers. I Had To Bail Her Out. Yankees," I Said. "the Yankees Tribe." Hey, What Can I Say? It Was The First Thing That Came To Mind. "it's A Strong Tribe," I Added. "respected By All...except For Our Mortal Enemies, The Sox Tribe. They Hate Us. Especially The Red Ones. Cannibals. Nasty Characters.

I Really Suggest The Pendragon Series To All Readers Unless You Are Afraid Of Gore!

We Took The Elevator Back Down From The First Observation Level Of The Eiffel Tower And Started Walking In He Direction Of The Taj Mahal