I Was Fat! I Was Pustule-rich! I Looked Like A Pink Human Grenade! When Did I Blossom Into The Irresistible Little Orchid That I Am Now? I Don't Know. Getting Taller Helps. It Spreads Out A Bit.

-Dylan Moran

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I Was Fat! I Was Pustule-rich! I

Dylan Moran

I Was Fat! I Was Pustule-rich! I Looked Like A Pink Human Grenade! When Did I Blossom Into The Irresistible Little Orchid That I Am Now? I Don't Know. Getting Taller Helps. It Spreads Out A Bit.

Topic

Funny

Humor

Orchids

I Was Lucky In The Sense That I Was Never Blessed With An Overly Reflective Nature.

Blessed

Lucky