I Was Born With A Great Gift,

Every Team Has A Hard Man. We Has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea Had Chopper, Arsenal Had Peter Storey, Liverpool Had Tommy Smith. Leeds Had Eleven Of Them

Football Is A Sad Game.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.