I Was A Terrible Employee. I've Been

I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All I Need.

I Love Anyone Who Surprises Me And Makes Me Laugh.

I'm Not A Comedy Writer, I'm A Comedian, So I Only Write Stuff That I Would Want To Say.

My Favorite Part Of Going To A Wedding Is Ruining The Wedding.

I Have That Need In Me, I Want Everyone To Love Me, But I'm Embarrassed By That Need, So I Wanted To Cover It Up In My Persona. I Felt Like I Wouldn't Be Able To Do Stand-up For A Career If I Was Needy. I Didn't Want To Be Complaining Or Whining Onstage. I Wanted To Be Cool And Do Exactly What I Wanted To Do. That Way I Would Never Have To Change For Anybody.