I Was A Street Performer For Two

My Daughter Was A Beautiful Child.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.

Bernie Mac Don't Sugarcoat.

I Was Good At Keeping My Mother From Crying.