I Want To Launch A Globe Into

Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told By Someone Else.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

The Thing About Glitter Is If You Get It On You, Be Prepared To Have It On You Forever. Because Glitter Doesn't Go Away. Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.