A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.