A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

As A Creative Person, You Want To Have A Foothold And Sense Of Progress.

I Love Motor Learning Because It's Very Basic And Primal. A Lot Of What I Like To Learn Correlates With The Opposite Of What Gets You Laid. I Can Ride A Unicycle And I Can Juggle. These Are Unimpressive Things To Know.

It Is A Little Ironic That One Thing A Babysitter Should Not Do Is Sit On A Baby.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Making A Connection With A Stranger, But Then It Turns Out I'm Not. Like, I Was In A Mall, And I Saw This Lady Hitting Her Kid. So I Went Up To Her, And I Was Like, "yeah, Get Him!" She Got All Mad At Me. I Was Like, "i'm On Your Side Here."