I Want To Gag Sometimes When I

Dating Means Doing A Lot Of Fun Things You Will Never Do Again If You Get Married. The Fun Stops With Marriage Because You're Trying To Save Money For When You Split Up Your Property.

His Body Rigid With Terror As He Waited For The Savages To Something Horrible To Him—bash His Head With Clubs, Or Stab Him With Spears, Or… …or Tap Him On The Shoulder.

Don't Emphasise Money If You Don't Have Much; Be Happy

No Man Had Ever Knocked Little Richard Down. But Of Course Ammm Was Not A Man.

The Problem With Winter Sports Is That - Follow Me Closely Here - They Generally Take Place In Winter.