The Problem With Winter Sports Is That

The Major Parties Could Conduct Live Human Sacrifices On Their Podiums During Prime Time, And I Doubt That Anybody Would Notice.

Nobody Understands How Hard It Is, Being A Captain.

Hobbies Of Any Kind Are Boring Except To People Who Have The Same Hobby. This Is Also True Of Religion, Although You Will Not Find Me Saying So In Print.

Dogs Love To Go For Rides. A Dog Will Happily Get Into Any Vehicle Going Anywhere.

I Want A Pit Crew... I Hate The Procedure I Currently Have To Go Through When I Have Car Problems.