I Want 'the Lady' Magazine To Be

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.

I Do Not Think That Having Children - I Have Three Teenagers - Keeps You Young. The Reverse. It Thrusts You Into A Full-frontal Confrontation With Your Own All-too-obvious Maturity.

It's Very Hard To Self-motivate Without Someone Standing Over You Snarling, Ready To Hurl The Chalk At Your Head At The Slightest Slackening.

People Always Say Theres No Such Thing As Bad Publicity, And You Always Think Theyre Right, Because It Seems Self-evident: Nobodys Going To Buy A Magazine That Nobody Ever Talks About, So People Should Want To Buy A Magazine That Everybodys Talking About.