I Want My Children To Have All

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

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