I Used To Go To The Library

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.

When I Play Poker, I Don't Like Losing The Pot.

The Tv Season Is A Year-long Thing Now, And The Networks Are Starting To Look At It That Way, Thanks To Cable, Satellites, And Competition.

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.

I'm Not Against Ratings Per Se. I Think More Information Is Always Good. But I Certainly Don't Think The Government Has To Step In And Set Guidelines For How Shows Should Be Rated.