I Used To Go Missing A Lot...

Pele Called Me The Greatest Footballer In The World. That Is The Ultimate Salute To My Life.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

Don't Die Like I Did.

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.