Don't Die Like I Did.

Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word, But I've Always Enjoyed Being On My Own.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.