I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now

If It's True That Our Species Is Alone In The Universe, Then I'd Have To Say The Universe Aimed Rather Low And Settled For Very Little.

Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One Standard Will Do Just Fine.

Most Of The Time People Feel Okay. Probably It's Because At The Moment They're Not Actually Dying.

I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only Ambition Is To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.

Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.